What about the T-Rex soft tissue they recovered recently?

No, now we're scared of "terrorists" nuking us.

We've got Detroit falling to pieces and being contracted/bulldozed. We've got private prisons and private military (Blackwater, et al). People still buy bloated POS cars but they're Suburbans and X5s instead of malaise-era American luxo-barges. We've got mindless idiotic TV nobody could have even imagined in the…

Very inconvenient place to lay one's hand

I was expecting you to put a hoffmeister kink in the front.

Let's recap where Ze Germans have gone.

Great, a wrong-wheel-drive fake SUV. I'm so excited.

Music to crash your car to...

How will it fare in the Clarkson-press-your-fingers-on-the-rear-panel test?!?

The accident seems to have dislodged the gauge pod, it's missing. Oh there it is in the center of the dashboard.

Can't wait to see how bugs takes care of Missouri

Howard's learned to bury the hatchet.

My favorite era of the show was when Billy and Fred would gang up on Jackie. Dueling lunch whistles.

The banter is great.

Due.... due...

The piece that grabs me about the physics of the big bang is that the universe mathematically had to expand faster than the speed of light — which is supposed to be impossible.

Two headed dragon, could be Terrorcons, could be Megs (although there was a Cybertronian tank blasting prime in the back in the trailer).

How bad is it when we're pining for the good old days of Shia LeBouf.

Sure they do. Well, the "giant" and "dinosaur" bits...

It's based on toys and cartoons — of course at its heart it's going to be a dumb movie about robots punching each other.

The problem is, it can be done better than how it is under the direction Bay. There was a point where James Cameron was attached. The Marvel comics were thought out. Even the TV show had its…