What's more offensive is the zombies in the stands

But look he's being hung by a racially diverse gang who is holding hands... and he's smiling!

Tebow was forced on the football organization, such as it is, by the owner Woody Johnson, doing his best Al Davis/Jimmy Johnson impersonation. Shiny toys and media attention, that's what matters!

Yukky disc jockey voice case study

Rex was "mad as a whore net" — a whore in fish net stockings with pretty manicured feet and suckable toes

Eyes: I haz them

Windstar, Aerostar, Freestar, Blowstar, Starstar...

Jon Davis is a cyborg

She wouldn't be caught dead in a cheap car like a Corvette.

Well said, and I think it applies in most cases the enthusiasts speak of — Honda/Acura, BMW, Porsche...

People generally don't spend $40k+ on German luxury cars because they know their way around cars. The people who get those same cars when they're 10 years old do.

Jon Davis' swinger phase

L! O! S! E!

The corollary would be why Americans don't like hatchbacks — because during the Japanese invasion of the 70s/80s only the cheapest entry level econoboxes were offered in the hatchback body style so hatchback=cheap was ingrained into the car buyer's consciousness.

Here's the cure to that problem. I want one so badly...

I would wager it's because of too many bad memories of malaise-era land yachts in the 1970s. Wagons were popular then. They got washed away by the mini van in the early 80s and I think the stigma of the land yacht days has remained.

47"? Bah! I got a 70" in my Jeep.

Well maybe now there is a use for baby girls other than burying them in sand to die...

Ah OK this could be their feeble attempt at explaining part-time 4wd (i.e. locked center diff which paradoxically requires everything to be slippy, i.e. full snow, sand, et al) and avoid binding on mixed terrain of clear pavement and slippy snot.

Yeah well I remember once it had started to snow and I had brand new chunky all terrain tires on my Jeep and decided I didn't need to engage 4WD for this one, my tires got it. Then I oversteered off the road into oncoming traffic and hit a marker post giving me my first dent.