I dunno but there's something to it, probably distribution. We just recently got Fatburger and Sonic but they're both very limited... We used to have Jack in the Box in the 70s but they're all gone now, I was shocked to see they still exist on the west coast when I went out there.

We don't have them on the east coast either... Dammit.

I used to think Gumball was so cool. When I was in my late teens and early 20s.

Man, straighten out that front bumper and take care of some rust spots and she's a beaut! NP at twice the price. Probably thrice.

Translation: they want to hop curbs and not spill their coffee crossing grass medians.

True, but similarly the Corvette didn't find its stride until they ditched the blue flame 6. The T-bird never got to find its way down the path at being a better wanna-be sports car instead it became a 4 seater and then an aircraft carrier.

I meant "wrong" in terms of being a small(ish) sports car in the vein of the contemporary Corvettes.

You just have to remember to get gas for it on odd days of the week.

Jeremy Clarkson famously said of the 80's square Town Car that every piece was built to the nearest foot.

I've always wondered too about the process of bringing it back — like when they recover something from the bottom of the ocean if they were to just bring it right up and let it hit dry air it would crumble instantly.

Yup, I guess that's the wheel cap he complained about losing in the intro

We're kind of derailing into Sodalopnik here but I'm way too nerdy into finding good soda I have to share.

Coke made with SUGAR instead of that goopy high fructose corn syrup is superior to both.

Yeah, the folks at Pepsi screwed it up when they went to the sailboat logo... You don't take once of the most recognizable logos in the world and screw it up. Most companies would love to have that kind of universal recognition.

All the chrome on my 2002 Jeep started peeling off within 2 years. Now it's a pitted minefield of remaining chrome, undercoating, and grey plastic. Which kind of looks camouflage-ish so I kinda like it.

Butt in the air like a horny alleycat

"it will never set foot off road" — like most other vehicles proclaiming to be SUVs.

I once did the Tokyo subway at rush hour; my lone luxury was being 6'2" and having all that free open space above everybody's heads.

Several clubs do autox at Giants Stadium. And there's Englishtown/Racway Park but the road course is a joke.

ya doodz street racing iz free fuk dat shit