There’s plenty of affordable housing on the West Side.

Yes! I’ve lived here my entire life and never knew pizza comes in a bag!

I suspect a vegan from a 100% white suburb full of rich cunts convinced they understand black people better than anyone.

That makes as much sense as saying a Ford Focus of pizza arrived.

At least we know the subject were actually female with the simultaneous claims of toughness and feeling oppressed. Sounds like every other fucking broad on this website.

Lived here my entire life. You’d have to be suffering from a stroke or a vegan staff writer on Jezebel to say a motherfucking bag of pizza arrived.

Yeah?! Does your mail get delivered in a box too? After all, that’s where the mail(gender neutral suffix) puts it.

What the hell do you know? You’re not a published writer like the author of this article. Sometimes you have to use descriptive language to convey authenticity. A bag of pizza might be racially insensitive to you, twinkle-toes but not everyone comes from your lilly-white suburb, Chad.

I’m a huge fan. I’m a huge fan of collecting estate taxes after the premature death of reckless people.

Listen, women are just better. Women are just better, okay? Black women are better. Disabled transgendered lesbian black muslim women are the best. We are worse then them. they are the best.

Yeah. Check it out. Nothing women love more than taking unnecessary risks with their health and lives for an alternate, uncomfortable form of transportation, in city that that experiences snowfall 5 months a year. Make sure you update your will so your estate doesn’t get heavily taxed before it’s transferred to your…

It’s ceaselessly amusing how feminine women pretend to admire and be inspired by lesbians. It’s so fashionable to reject your nature, isn’t it? In no way are you remotely as insecure as those man-babies! Hell, you practically have a scrotum between you legs! Who wants a beer?!

Houma is pregnant.

If you admit he’s a terrible person, and acknowledge she’s awesome, than clearly someone in this relationship is dumb, and it ain’t him. Apparently he was smart enough to convince her to not only marry him but to produce offspring. He sounds pretty goddamn smart to me.

For which she received a participation trophy, and your satisfaction and approval. MacAustin is quite pleased with the results, and takes every opportunity to remind his fellow citizen that winning isn’t important, but trying hard and doing the best you can is what really matters. We’re all proud of little Hillary…

Typical sexist comment.

Remember: Competitiveness isn’t a gendered trait. We just need to encourage more frightened and shy girls into competing in sports so there is more competition for the small percentage of lesbians that comprise elite college rosters.

That’s racist.

And if a boat race was being cancelled due to large amounts of asphalt in the water you’d still be complaining. Man, you’re hard to please.

I thought I was listening to Elvis the first time I heard “Pretty Woman”.