A FCA technician told me that the engines in the Durango have a short life. Not sure if it is true but I have to trust the guy who works on them.

Durango still “worse than average” for some reason. It’s on the short list to replace my Ram, but I keep hearing bad things about their reliability. Which is a shame, because it’s a good size for me.

Look closely at Vader’s nether regions and you’ll see a little rectangular indentation, which looks like it could be some sort of door. That’s how part of it probably works, but as for the other end... I don’t know. Though with his cape on, maybe there’s another hatch we’re just not seeing...

I just do a Shawshank and sprinkle it out a little at a time while I walk around the office. 

Yes! GROW UP you dumb assholes.

He might have just pissed down his leg, and let it slosh out of his boot in his meditation chamber

Star Wars nerd here. While nobody has ever gone into detail regarding how Vader relieves himself, we do know that his suit was designed to make it seem like he survived purely off the force. Nutrition was provided to him though a series of intravenous tubes and also through a straw in the helmet that allowed him to…

Episode 9 will make that canon somehow.

Today on Ja-plop-nik. I always figured Vader wore adult diapers and they made the new guy change him. I still haven’t been proven wrong. 

Ya, but to be fair, they’re mostly ASU students, so it’s not like they’re going to contribute much to society anyhow. 

Exactly. Waymo is actually operating MOSTLY in Chandler, with some S. Tempe driving, but almost never near the university because there’s far more pedestrians in that area.

His story sounds a lot like my first marriage. He’s making the right choice. 

Plus have you seen the pedestrians on Mill Ave? 

Tempe is one of the easier places to run robotaxis because of the simple street grid, lack of pedestrians,

Those two obviously just dumped a body in the lake under the cover of darkness. You can’t outrun your past... except in a Buick!

Let me know when you step up to the big leagues.

How much time can a human being spend in a service lounge?

I was all ready to say crack that pipe based on the headline, but actually that’s a nice price right there.

I assume you’ve also crafted your own yellow bumper protectors as well?  What’s good for one FCA goose is good for the gander.

I didn’t watch the whole thing, but I definitely skipped to the end to see the good doggo. Will watch the rest later on the couch while my wife is watching tv. She loves when I do that.