I wholeheartedly disapprove of all mean spirited and/or demeaning emails, you definitely don’t deserve any of that. But, I also strongly disagree with “Ladylopnik” and kindly request it never be used again. 

Bullitt has an iconic car chase, but it’s not a very good movie. Whenever I think I want to watch Bullitt, I just watch Ronin instead. 

Check out this guy over here, mansplaining how to roll down the window.

As a divorced, 40-something white guy, this should be right up my alley. But nah. NP I suppose, but not for me.

Gneiss work.

Yep! SUV drivers are getting boulder every day.

That one Escape just misunderstood what a rockFord turn is...

Those drivers really took it for granite that they could make that turn. 

I can smell what it’s cooking.

It’s the AC/DC of rocks: been the same way for a long time, ain’t about to change, doesn’t really like metal.

Stoner...

Rock Lobster?

Simultaneously hard rock.

Classic rock. 

I suggest a model that includes eye pro and a mounting point for a headlamp. I’m thinking about this one for daily wear.

I’ve never hurt my head cycling, but I’ve required noggin stitches due to: fell playing basketball, collision with the corner of a coffee table, slipped while on a boat, and fell off a counter. I should probably just wear a helmet 24/7.

ᴵ ᶠᵉᵉˡ ˢᵒ ˢᵐᵃˡˡ.

I love it. I’m going to put little BBQ grills over the headlights on my Ram tonight.