I absolutely adore the all-caps-except-where-it-really-should-be-caps style of writing. NP alldayeveryday.

Not sure if the name is long enough though. I’d go with “ Nissan Global Time Attack TT 370Z Special Race Limited Edition”  

That’s the kit for the Jagu-R-Us

That’s because you were accidentally given the toolkit for the Power Wheels Barbie Jeep Wrangler.

I’m starting to think the $800 tool set I bought with my Ram may have been a ripoff. I’ve never even used the pipe wrench. 

I came to write something similar, but you said it first and better.

If it truly does end all 370Zs then I love it.

Haven’t you heard of BFG tires? I think they do exactly that.

I want to switch to a Giant-propelled vehicle, but there aren’t enough giants along the interstate for my road trips. And then I have to install a giant in my garage to move me to work every morning? Sounds like a giant pain in the ass.

Shhhhh. . .

They are learning to break down our will to live first.

Not so much funded by G/O as bought for pennies on the dollar by G/O from Univision, then turning the setting up to 11. 

Click on the ‘play’ button below to watch the video.

Looks like Torch is getting dangerously close to discovering he’s actually an AI experiment jointly funded by DARPA and G/O Media.

As long as he sticks to cars while he’s here!

Step 1: Peugeot 508.

Those are very creative, Jason, and you’re a lovely young man with a bright future writing about cars. 

Spanfeller keeps his address to himself, ‘cause it’s a secret cret cret cret cret cret cret cret cret cret. 

No doubt. When I was 18, my girlfriend (now 2nd wife) had one of them and she looked pretty sexy cruising around on it. Now she drives a Hyundai Tucson. Where did it all go wrong?