I’m getting cold sweats over here remembering the garbage I posted as a young idiot. Good thing the internet gets deleted every night. 

Making me rethink that Rivian deposit. 

Somebody just wants to watch you descend into madness, and they know exactly how to do it.

I think they made turn signals a subscription service a long time ago. Seems to be going ok.

I like it. Really helps pass the time. 

do we go as you say “scissors,”

That’s a strong pimp hand. 

short, weird-haired, taillight-obsessed dipshit/father

Look crackerjack, here’s the deal. Joe Biden wants one car... that one, you know when he wrote that bill... look, he said from the beginning, cars are like, come on now. I think that’s a platform we can all get behind. 

Never owned one, but I used to sometimes drive my ex-father in law’s in the late ‘90s. It was cool. Big and fast. But my mother-in-law had an LS400 and a 240SX, and I very much preferred to borrow either of those.

Bummer for me, back in 2014 I bought a Ram instead of something “well made” or “reliable”. 

Count me among the people putting off a new car. Watching all my accounts, other than cash savings, drop like 6% in a single day has a very sobering effect.

Pretty sure that’s the new Bronco. 

Based solely on the trailer for Top Gun Maverick, I’d say it’s a good investment. Dude is box office gold. 

I thought you meant they should just make two cars per year. Which honestly I was ok with. 

I’ve never experienced the Blackwing, but I can say confidently that the small block V8 is tight butthole. I wish I could get it in non-GM products. 

I get that same adoring look on my face when I clean up my garage. Then I just sit there and soak up the well organized vibes. 

“at a hockey game” is just Candanavian slang for drunk, right? 

I suppose it’s just a coincidence that the website is registered to one Mason Torjinsky. Is that your Tyler Durden?