has to make money somehow

So yummy, you want them

navigate the little vehicle towards a piece of Froot Loops cereal.

My license plate says HAHA JK. My truck did not come up in the image search. 

“Is it really that hard to figure out?”

Still better point-to-$ value than Dave/Busters gives...

60,000 points for a game that sells for $10 at Best Buy? Pfft.

Alas, the internet clout points are too tempting sometimes.

That’s me and the Star Wars prequels and I refuse to acknowledge their existence. “There were no prequels [Jedi hand wave]. Move along...”

Never forget

one of my best friends had one as well. LOVED driving around at night with the yellow foglights on.  That car was a tank. Indestructible but comfortable as hell

I also have never seen the remake. Tell your mom I said what’s up. 

Oh man, YES.

So I’ve never driven one, but I’m obsessed with the 300E. Adequate acceleration for modern traffic, and will be strong and torquey at 70-80 mph cruising speed. Pass on the noise and smoke of the diesel in rush hour. The coupe and wagon are both options at his price point as well.  

It’s also the ultimate drama, comedy, dramedy, rom-com, documentary, action, thriller, dish soap, and meat substitute. A little bit of something for everyone. 

This is one bad ass truck. I still want one.

I transport my leather baby in a skin covered car seat. It’s a long story.

How dare you

Whatever designer decided to make a baby seat out of leather has only read of these beings in a book... 

In the same vein: 1985 Ford F-350 4x4, 300 c.u. I-6, Sterling 10.25 rear/Dana 60 front, Borg-Warner T18. Other than the 1 bbl. carburetor, I don't believe there is any part on that truck that would cause a problem in the event of impending death.