Probably needs to be more grounded to the ground.

Severely lacking in dynamism. 

Softbank is valuing your IPO at $80 a share. Congrats!

You had me at tacos, swag, cervezas and stickers. Fourteen of each, please.  

Just think of all the people I could blind with that many LEDs at my disposal.

Now I have that AC/DC song in my head.

Design isn’t all bad.

This is like the guy that shows up in a blue sport jacket, white shoes, brown pants, light blue blouse and red tie...

This is part of the reason why most modern car design sucks ass. So many shapes and grilles and intakes makes the whole thing look like smashed shit.

There’s a lot going on here. Most of it bad.

Nah, but when I state my reasons some people commonly retort “Conspiracy theorist,” or “THINK OF THE CHILDREN!!!!!”

This never happens to me, I swear, baby!

Somebody’s triggered!

So why are you here?

Hey don't knock it till you try it!

Blue-balled

It takes a better man than me to write about premature detonation without making a single joke.

Well said.

As soon as I saw the headline, I knew who wrote the article.