Yup. Funny how Jalopnik will call out the guy who commutes in an empty F150 but not the guy driving around by himself in a Mustang GT. They both get a pretty similar gas mileage, 18 combined for both.

Yes they want you to buy a brown sportswagon. Unless it’s been lifted 1.5" then you are satan. 

The irony is that once you earn enough money to graduate from the suits-and-hair-gel level of society, you end up back at sweat pants.

Yes, they think proving how much better they are than you will make you change you ways.

Jalopnik: Drive As We Say, Not As We Do

“or are an off-roading enthusiast”

Yea.... I gotta say the ‘just buy a car’ is gonna work about as well as ‘just don’t eat meat’. Impossible/Beyond/etc is making the meat issue less and less of an issue and better battery tech is making things like an electric SUV’s efficiency less of an issue.

Do they really think this kind of browbeating is helpful?

“Unless you are a hairdresser, you cant buy a Miata”

SSSSHhhhhhhhhhhh.

Agree. I like my SUV. I’ll spend my $ how I see fit.

Lol at Jalopnik trying to tell people not to buy a specific type of car when they’re a automobile enthusiast site.

So, unless you actually work as a contractor or are an off-roading enthusiast, just buy a damn car.

doordash is terrible, the gig economy is terrible.

This is a cry for help. Somebody needs to go check on BMW. 

Tartan.  It's not just for seats anymore.

It’s like you don’t know how human talking works. Enjoy your day.

An online-only source of automotive articles, opinions, and information? That’ll never work.

When people say that their taste matures, they are referring to their exposure and acclimation to a broader and broader array of foods and flavors. They aren’t literally referring to the objective ability of their sense of taste. It’s a figure of speech.

Dicky Barrett approves of this.