Think of him channeling Steve McQueen, but sort of failing. 

More like celebrating how well-honed your survival instincts are

you are right to do so.

I gave up wearing turtlenecks - which I love- for this very reason.

BTW, check out turtleneck guy’s shoes!  He’s clearly suspended in space.  Creepy.

He’s there to distract you from the ugly door pillar treatment.  You hardly notice it on the Concept, right?

Think about typical Silicon Valley attire.

I tend not to trust people who wear a turtleneck and sport coat. I have some thinking to do. 

I’ve seen this video a thousand times, and I still don’t think that’s a real Sasquatch.

You know, in my 4 years of playing 2 varsity sports, my parents never showed up to any game/matches. SMH at modern parents who want to show up for their kid’s activities.

Needless to say you are childless.

Ahh yes, why should parents have any sort of compassion or rational thought for their offspring? Why, they should be thankful we even feed the fuckers let alone take them places. Horrible Bastards...

Also - this happened about a mile from where I’m sitting.

I just turned off my ad blocker. Hope that helps, guys.

Yeah, what happened to Splinter? You can still pull it up, but it’s gone from the selection bar.

Hope for the best, plan for the worst...

Sorry for the self-reply but I just saw that Splinter got the axe. Those private equity dicks better keep their greasy mitts off the Jello Picnic.

Somehow simultaneously it is period correct and looks off by about two decades. Hahaha I love jags