I think it was actually OJ Simpson that said that.

“I broke down on lap 1 but it's okay because I was driving a Jaaaaaaaaag..."

I subscribe to the old Jaguar slogan: “Last place on the track, but first place in life.”

Says who? A few cans of NOS should the trick! And some weight shedding...

As long as you don’t plan on actually winning any of those autocrosses:

I’m down with that.

After reading transcripts of his Pedo testimony I firmly believe EM is a Fucking Idiot.

I’m good with that

Yeah, it’s pretty much the internet version of “stop hitting yourself” so it must be posted ad nauseam.

Yeah.

Spy pics of the interior are out already

Not to be all morbid about it, but those are obviously strangling gloves. 

Gonna drive right back into the blank white void we came from.

Sometimes you take two steps forward and three steps backw *bang* Goddammit! Frickin' camera! 

Hindsight is 20/20.....Except in a BMW

Dang, that’s bad optics. 

Will it come with a manual ?

Glaregate? Lumengate?

Too easy. 

Can the driver opt to just transport the pets and not the owners? I’d sign up to drive around some good doggos, it’s people I can’t stand.