The American military’s parades are in other countries

It took about an hour for police to source a ladder to bring the activists on the truck down

Scotch eggs.

Or that little seatbelt extending arm from the MB 560SEC, but with a little mirror and bump on it for the Ferrari crowd.

Under the bridge downtown, is where I stored my vans

Especially if they’re filled with Agent Yellow (a new agent, made just for the Macey’s Day Gas Attack). 

i have my usb charger situated so when i charge my juul in my FR-S its upright right by the stick-shift.

#COTD

If it can be retrofitted to spit out Juul pods and mounted in a WRX, I see a huge opportunity. 

Exactly!

Sub-atmospheric POlyvinyl iNert Gas Elevated Ballistic Orbital Bomb

Are you sure the Chinese are sponge-worthy?

The Trojan Horse of the 21st Century.

Barrage balloons. What’s old is new again. 

DAMNIT, I was at 100% hating on this new fangled tech. But, I love meatball subs and can never get one while road tripping because I’m driving and they’re impossible to eat behind the wheel without making an absolute mess. I always get the Italian BMT but without the lettuce I like again because of the mess.

Or god forbid, not using a turn signal when changing lanes when there’s nobody even on the road to see it.

Somewhere in Area 52:

That’s a good point. Any technology that facilitates the eating of spherical meat products can’t be all bad. 

Bikini Bottom = Bikini Atoll, no?

Even more fearsome are the yellow-clad soldiers marching below it. Look at those two on the right saluting!