Imagine a thousand of these raining down on your city. Honestly, pretty terrifying. I’d take the nuke. 

I’ve only test driven cars with lane-keep, but I’ve hated them all. Maybe it’s because I’ve been driving 20-something years without it, but I found it really annoying to feel the wheel moving without my input.

Meanwhile American parades be like

Had Lucas been left in charge of the franchise, by now we’d have a full Jar-Jar Binks Backstory and Origins series out...

If they had just named it Smart Crash, nobody would be complaining. This is a marketing problem. 

That’s the one thing I would change about Star Wars. Not enough car matadors. Oh, and the Ewoks. Needs more Ewoks everywhere, all the time.

“Just wait til it’s fully autonomous.”

catch (Exception ex) {

“Someone didn’t fully check the code for bugs...I’ve pooped my pants.”

Just wait til it’s fully autonomous. 

Ugh, just thought of that malfunctioning. 

Plus every Hellcat variant from now until eternity on that same platform. I think I’d kill myself if I worked for Jalopnik.

Yeah, I nearly fell asleep writing this’n.

Sometimes I think it would be fun to be a car blogger. And then other times I remember you have to read and write about BMW’s SUV lineup and I just pity you.

His blood isn’t being evenly distributed throughout his body. Hypocrite.

The United Automobile Workers union continues to negotiate with General Motors for improved work conditions. More than 48,000 workers have been on strike in the U.S. since Sept. 16 over wages, healthcare, and job security.

I wondered where they both went

Probably something about cheese. 

This is the most ridiculous smear of Yang I have seen thus far, congrats.