“Hey!  I MIGHT need to tow a 487,000 pound plane someday. Plus the salesman threw $57,000 on the hood and told me I’d be the only one in my neighborhood driving the new model.”

Pfft, you’ll just end up driving it to the mall like all the other posers. Most airplane tugs never even see tarmac.

Don’t blame me, I voted for Kodos!

Healthcare for some, miniature American flags for others. 

So does Canadian Gallagher behind her. 

Dumbledore dies at the end.

Fly to Vegas and rent a 750 HP Camaro. So many fun ways to die on that trip.

If half the comments say “Shut up, tomato” then you’re on Splinter.

Or, Splinter... Or.....

He’s right, my 2014 Ram is loaded with junk. The window seals, the A/C, the switch gear. Pure garbage.

lol, Xterra owner and former Sentra owner. This hurts. :) 

/is a leaf owner.

And never forget the real losers. The ones drivings Nissans. 

Don’t forget the real winners here.  Rich people that can afford a hundred thousand dollar plus car. 

Finkle is Einhorn.

I heard you like spoilers

Tom Brady: “I blame society for blaming people too frequently.”

Or, or , Tom Brady is a dummy who is really good at football. Between Brady being really good at football and being good looking I think people assume he is intelligent and has insights not related to football.