janquadrantvincent16
Turning Jalopanese, the refreshing choice
janquadrantvincent16

Welcome to Jalop-O-Rama!

I have to wonder why beets are the only thing in that salad bar that get their own sign.

It would also reduce the risk of contaminating the timeline since everyone will assume it’s a rental.

So that’s how they broke the record. Carpool lane.

Is tesla using used cars as prototypes?  This one has California HOV lane stickers.

Just pick any random Nissan, then you can go back decades and no one will know you’re from the future. 

Thanks, O-Rama.

If you look carefully, you can still find a Chuck-a-Rama and fulfill your childhood fantasies...

Oh it still exists:

The Big M Van-o-Rama.

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Whoa.  Those are quite rare.  Don’t know that I’ve seen one in the flesh...

The steaks are high in the beefy vehicle category. One wrong move and you’re hamburgers

I wonder if the design took speed bumps or dips or anything outside of a flat road into account? 

First he parked it next to his 370z, trying to tell them Nissan made a newer car. They weren’t convinced it was any different from the car that started selling 17 years ago.

God forbid the Obama administration face any legitimate criticism. 

Really? That’s your burden?

I laughed, I cried, I threw up a little. 

Those salty breadsticks, paired up with a salty soup and some weirdly salty salad are a guilty pleasure sometimes. I also may need more sodium in my diet.