Turning Jalopanese, the refreshing choice

9/19/19

They just hid all their fancy stuff from creditors and neighbors until it was safe to bring them out again. That window opened a couple of years ago and now we’re all living like it never happened.

9/19/19

What you might as well do when somebody pukes in your car.

9/19/19

This is no less stupid than all the grown ass adults in my neighborhood that own $20k golf carts to just drive to the pool and the mailboxes. It’s crazy to think these people lived through the last recession.

9/19/19

I’m all-in on EVs right now, and I’m not too thrilled with the size offerings. I sold my 3 row SUV and and currently cramming 2 kids in the back of a Ford Focus Electric and Chevy Volt and its tight back there.. Especially on road trips.

Wagon. AWD. Electric. Less than $40k.

9/19/19

Mine after somebody farts in it.

9/19/19

Pretty much what it looks like when I sneeze in someone’s car.

9/19/19

Me after someone sneezes in my car

9/19/19

I’m with you. I’m not ready for my “fun” car to be electric, but I’d love to get an EV for commuting, off-roading, and towing. The other day I actually started calculating which racetracks are in range of a Rivian, assuming 40-50% range reduction pulling a trailer. There are enough, and even more where I would only…

9/19/19

That design is a misteak.

9/19/19

All of them, the good ones, the fast ones.

9/19/19

I’m gaga over it. And I’ve also found their new spokesperson.

9/19/19

Could you post a picture of one?

9/19/19

Astro, Michelin, Nikola

9/19/19

Which minivan, tire, and Tesla are you referring to?

9/19/19

This is me too. I think my next car will still probably be ICE because I don’t know if I’ll be able to afford either EV yet, but we’ll see.

9/19/19

AmazonBasics delivery van. $45,000 with free shipping (via larger van).

9/19/19

This is the worst answer ever.

9/19/19

You sir, need a minivan. With the right tires, they’re faster than a Tesla, great off road, and can haul more sheetrock than an F150. Stop fronting and get a minivan already, like I did.

9/19/19

yeah, but in a decade when it’s still the same model, it’s really going to be stale.

9/19/19

It’s actually a B210 Honey Bee with some cosmetic refreshing...and a dashboard touchscreen.