But everyone knows aged beef is better.

And of course, it looks like a fucking Versa.

Mmm, meat car.

And yet they still saddle us with a Continuously-variable Tenderloin!

At least Nissan actually released a new model, and not a 5+ year old one

Perhaps if it was designed to disproportionately target larger, beefier cars

Please enlighten us on this “solid deal between the world’s two biggest economies” that was implemented—or even a matter of accord--since Tricky Dick took a trip to the People’s Republic.

I worded that wrong. The leveling kit is the first thing I pay someone to do. I don’t really work on my cars much anymore, now that I’m old and rich and drink red wine. But rest easy, they always adjust the headlights.

Toyota makes billions selling appliances, so we put a bunch of blenders on ours.

$1500+install for something you can do with pucks in your driveway? No way!

Also, please tell me you have adjusted your headlights to compensate?!?

I like it. Nice price, too. Leveling kit is the first thing I do to my trucks anyway.

Performance Avalon

Yeah, selling for a billion with 6 billion in revenue, that seems pretty nuts. I’m assuming all that revenue doesn’t translate into much profit.

AKA 20,134 bookmarks

A mere $1 billion sale is pretty much the equivalent of giving the thing away to whoever wants it.

*rimshot*

Why did he do it? Probably for a little taste of Tempe Treasure, a bit of Flagstaff Foie Gras, a heaping helping of that sweet Sonoran Snack Pack.

That’s actually pretty Machiavellian.  So it’s definitely not the plan of someone from Arizona.

Normally this would make any man a sticky sweaty mess. At least in Arizona, it’s only a dry cheat.

A wiesmann once told me, “Don’t fall for any of this bullshit. I’m just bilking my investors.” He was a smart dude.