I hope they use that bitchin’ design that InsideEVs came up with. 

I blame my neighbor, who just bought a new Land Cruiser.

as nice of a cruiser as the Chally is,

I guess it makes sense if you like the Soul but don’t want people to suspect you have a personality. 

If your name isn’t Selleck, Reynolds, Weathers, or Zappa, your mustache can GTFO. 

Durango still “worse than average” for some reason. It’s on the short list to replace my Ram, but I keep hearing bad things about their reliability. Which is a shame, because it’s a good size for me.

I feel personally attacked. Just because I’m a dumb asshole doesn’t mean you can call me that whenever you want.

I just do a Shawshank and sprinkle it out a little at a time while I walk around the office. 

Today on Ja-plop-nik. I always figured Vader wore adult diapers and they made the new guy change him. I still haven’t been proven wrong. 

As a responsible drinker, I always have a glass of water between bottles of red wine. It’s just the smart thing to do. 

They definitely go further east than that, because I see them all the time. This is from a Tech Crunch article, don’t know if there’s an official map. 

His story sounds a lot like my first marriage. He’s making the right choice. 

Tempe is one of the easier places to run robotaxis because of the simple street grid, lack of pedestrians,

Those two obviously just dumped a body in the lake under the cover of darkness. You can’t outrun your past... except in a Buick!

I was all ready to say crack that pipe based on the headline, but actually that’s a nice price right there.

My cats are hairless, nothing sticks to them. 

I just cut up one of the HVAC filters from my house. Should be fine.

I only trust my precisely-calibrated butt dyno. I reckon my 2014 Ram is making about 1,000 HP now that I finally changed the air filter.