So that’s how they broke the record. Carpool lane.

Just pick any random Nissan, then you can go back decades and no one will know you’re from the future. 

The Big M Van-o-Rama.

**Fascinating. 

Them aliens already made contact. Unfortunately the first guy they ran into was driving a brand new Nissan Frontier. The aliens were like “Wait, that’s a new Frontier? Exactly the same as the one from like fifteen years ago?” Then they rolled their eyes and peaced out. Thanks a lot, Nissan. You made us all look like…

Great, now I can’t get that stupid song out of my head. 

I laughed, I cried, I threw up a little. 

Those salty breadsticks, paired up with a salty soup and some weirdly salty salad are a guilty pleasure sometimes. I also may need more sodium in my diet. 

This is no less stupid than all the grown ass adults in my neighborhood that own $20k golf carts to just drive to the pool and the mailboxes. It’s crazy to think these people lived through the last recession. 

Me after someone sneezes in my car

All of them, the good ones, the fast ones. 

Could you post a picture of one? 

AmazonBasics delivery van. $45,000 with free shipping (via larger van). 

You sir, need a minivan. With the right tires, they’re faster than a Tesla, great off road, and can haul more sheetrock than an F150. Stop fronting and get a minivan already, like I did. 

I’m pretty sure my first EV will be either that Rivian SUV (once they start selling sub-$90,000 models) or the VW microbus (once it actually exists.) I’m ready for an electric future, just need someone to make something I want. 

Perhaps if it was designed to disproportionately target larger, beefier cars

I worded that wrong. The leveling kit is the first thing I pay someone to do. I don’t really work on my cars much anymore, now that I’m old and rich and drink red wine. But rest easy, they always adjust the headlights.

Toyota makes billions selling appliances, so we put a bunch of blenders on ours.