I like it. Nice price, too. Leveling kit is the first thing I do to my trucks anyway.

Performance Avalon

A mere $1 billion sale is pretty much the equivalent of giving the thing away to whoever wants it.

A wiesmann once told me, “Don’t fall for any of this bullshit. I’m just bilking my investors.” He was a smart dude. 

The stock soundtrack is just Elon crying. 

The soft taco is strong right now (thanks a lot, Federal Reserve) so the conversion is roughly 1 ST = 0.71 CW

Thinking in dollars always confuses me. I do a quick mental conversion to Taco Bell soft tacos, so this paint job costs 20,134 ST’s before tax. I wouldn’t pay a tortilla over 5k for it.

It’s just a fat Rogue and it’s moist garbage like all Nissans now. I had one of the 2nd gens and it was awesome. A few years later I went to look at the 3rd gen (the boxy ones) and they were already low rent trash at that point.

Once you start allowing cargo shorts on the public roads, this is inevitable.

Bears. With alligators for arms.

I dunno, Germany and Italy teaming up makes me a little nervous. 

You’re one of the good ones, Eddie. 

I call the po-po on people driving Nissans all the time. I figure the odds are pretty good that they have outstanding warrants or just held up a 7-11.

The Tesla truck is going to have 14 jump seats in the bed, so I’m confident it will set new records. But I don’t know for sure since I’m not in any way affiliated with Tesla, its’ management, or its’ shareholders.

Meanwhile I’m out here living the #BranLife and wondering why no one cares. 

a huge greasy pumpkin sitting in the middle of the high tech finery.

Hi David, my name is Leon Tusk and I’d like to know why the Taycan doesn’t have 7 seats like the record-setting Tesla Model S. Thanks in advance. 

What do you mean? This one has two more USB ports, it’s practically a ground-up redesign. And I’d take new HVAC controls over a modern transmission any day! Anything over 5 speeds is just showing off. 

United Autonomous Workers take over in a seamless transition. Squishy workers rendered obsolete. 

Is it like a Pez dispenser, does it just keep spitting out tires?