I’m sure there’s a perfectly reasonable explanation for wildly firing a .50 cal machine gun at surrounding buildings and pedestrians from a motorcycle sidecar.  

If Martin Lawrence wasn’t wearing a fat suit, it would look like this was filmed right after the last one. Maybe Scientology really does have a fountain of youth. 

I don’t see how. My 1500 looked like this

I suppose it’s very 2019 America in many ways, but it’s just so much. I previously owned a Sierra and a Yukon that I really liked. They were both very capable and didn’t look like they were trying so hard.

Before I even selected anything it told me this:

I’d like to hear the Prelude puke story. 

I always thought peripheral vision while driving was overrated anyway. 

That garbage about Cadillac make sense if you liberally apply your own air quotes:

I love it. Especially the odd assortment of mirrors. 

You could be right. But I’ve owned a Mercedes, and Acura and a Lexus. There’s not much beyond the badge in my opinion. Nice dealers though. 

I thought the same thing. I’d feel like an idiot spending that kind of money when the Telluride exists. 

I really like the interior. And most of the exterior. The price is hilarious to me, but then again I’m up to date on my brand snobbery immunizations, so what do I know.   

Does it come with any extra M badges? The current models are sorely lacking. 

Peeking in on a meeting between Renault and Nissan executives:

Honda Element only seats 4. So one of your kids has to go. Sorry. 

Witness: the car was a real piece of shit. All bashed to hell, barely running, sounded like a paint can full of nails...

I do not like it, Sam I am.

Now that you mention it, Jennifer Grey does look different now. But I can’t figure out what changed. I knows the answer is probably as plain as the nose on my face, but still I don’t knows.

It was the ‘80s. A magical time when cocaine flowed like cheap wine.

Add ‘er all up and it’s kind of a non-story.