Yup, those are already on the list. 

Oooh, Kia Cadenza is one that slipped by me. I may have to add those to my shopping list. Them’s pretty fancy for a dirtbag like me. 

You’ve exposed me as a man who does no research prior to posting jokes. You and I are now enemies. 

Plus the upkeep. You’d go broke just filling it up with cheese and cigarettes every week.

Yeah, but they don’t get the Chevy Silverado 2500 High Country edition. So who’s the real loser here? 

“Must... import... braaaaains.”

I’m surprised their top shelf marketing has failed to move the metal. 

Why has no one come out with a triply yet? Seems like a no brainer. 

What’s going on here? These are all genuinely helpful suggestions and it makes me uncomfortable.

FCA made the proposal in earnest, then immediately opened the door on all of Renault and Nissan’s messy baggage

for anybody except all of you still hoarding Geo Metros.

They could also haul 4 teenage boys and a U-haul with all their gear, as their shitty punk band did 3 week tour in California. I know about these things.

I never thought to try it, but it doesn’t surprise me. My top 2 list of all time favorite cars I’ve owned (and there have been many) goes:

Because practicality is hot.

It’s a cheap thing, you wouldn’t understand. 

Even the cars are vaping now? I don’t know whose heaven that is, but it ain’t mine. 

I’d say Nissan is Tony Stark (dead) and Renault is Captain Marvel (powerful yet largely irrelevant).