We Ram owners are a brave bunch. We know every turn of the key could be our last. That’s the Faustian deal you agree to when you buy FCA.

1 star, would not go again. They really need to improve the atmosphere in this place.

This is basically everything I want out of life.

Most of Arizona can be credited to the devil. I think it’s his summer home. We will probably elect him as our Senator next year. 

Yes, they do. Good eye. 

Oh, you wacky New Yorkers and your traffic. Out here in Arizona, we just add a few lanes to the road and a few feet to the parking spaces to accommodate our ever-growing redneck trucks.

As if GM needed any help making the new Blazer look worse. 

You’ll remember it in 3 years when you can pick one up for $15k. 

Malto brutto. Good luck with that. 

you can’t really ask for more than that out of a company, can you?

I remember like 20 years ago when I was so excited to get my new VW Microbus and some fancy Tweels. I gave up getting excited about things and decided to just be jaded instead. 

Everyone else seems to do just fine with this fastback design. Stinger, Charger. This is classic GM. “Good enough. We’ll charge 5% less and corner the market on people who don’t sweat the details.” 

[Dennis Miller voice] I haven’t been this disappointed in The Crown since Henry VI.

I thought the same thing, but I figured that was just because I was scoping out this baby on Carmax this morning

Just the camera angle, or is the instrument panel off center of the transmission tunnel? Either way it’s going to give me nightmares. 

Twilight Zone, the only marathon that matters. The “26.2" sticker on my truck is for the number of hours I watched TV that one time. 

That’s a damn good point. Those apple-eating salt lickers have been getting a free ride for too long. 

I would also like to tow a horse trailer with me. Personally, I’m scared to death of horses, but you get my point. Options. 

Until I can get from Lisbon to Moscow on a single charge, I just don’t know... I may not need to make that drive tomorrow, but I like having the option.