Those aren’t vintage yet. They’re just old.

The Element is everything. It’s a car and an SUV. It’s old but it’s new. It’s all things to all people.

As is often the case, the correct answer to this question is

A Jeep Camaro? David, I like the way you think. 

because putting “Ralph Lauren” on anything automatically makes it more expensive

The dixie horn is not nearly grating enough. It may be cringe worthy, but the melody is fine.

We should have quit after the invention of the La Cucaracha horn. It’s really the filet mignon of annoying horn noises. 

It’s The Big Bang Theory of automobiles. I don’t get the appeal. 

Needs more front overhang. I like my cars lift the back tires when I take my foot off the gas. 

We should just give up and ban commercial flights altogether. Every year that goes by, we get worse at it. Like Twitter, and knowing what footwear is appropriate for a given situation. 

As an unabashed Jaguar fanboy, I say good. They need to kill everything and get their shit together. Stop trying to be BMW. 

A beautiful cookie duster. 

I always feel like vomiting when my wife is driving. But not because of motion sickness. 

CEO Elon Musk has vowed to review every 10th page of outgoing expenses, personally.

About once a year, I treat my Ram to the drive-through car wash and a good vacuuming. Next time I will film it for internet fame. 

Until then, start forming strong opinions!

“All cars are a luxury to the man who rides the bus. Except Nissans, those are trash.”

So all the bench players are going to form their own team and try to compete for the championship? Good luck, guys. 

Plot twist. It’s actually Torch that’s The Defender (of rusty garbage).