I hate to be that guy (oh, who am I kidding?) but put the 8 grand in a college savings account for the kid. Then start saving up again for the car. The time value of that money is super important, and college costs are out of control. Even if they don’t go to college, Future You will thank you. But disregard all this…

Please don’t drive around your newborn baby in a 60 year old Corvair, unless you really have no other option. I feel like that should go without saying, but here we are.

Not surprisingly, they’ve been approved for a loan on a new Maxima.

Right? It’s not like these are automated BMW’s.

Oh my gosh, can you guys stop talking about boobs for 5 minutes? You’re worse than Kristen.

It makes my ass hurt just thinking about this landing

Call me crazy, but I just don’t think you should use a belt on your kids.

I like to think we can all be mature and respectful when discussing sweater stretchers. The toy robot body is nothing to be ashamed of. 

They’re probably silicone anyway. 

I constantly look at my Ram and wonder why it doesn’t have boobs. Everything is better with boobs.

Sounds like a sweet truck, except for this whole area right here

You had me at “analog dash clock.” Had me choking back vomit. 

He’s still a novice. 

Go home BMW, you’re drunk and you’re not making any sense. 

What’s going to happen to Ford, BMW and others in the next few years?

I expect a calm and reasoned rebuttal from Elon any minute now.

Reminds me of my mom’s Volkswagen Fox. Sure, we could fit two more doors on there, but nah.

I see a Chevy Astro, AKA the thinking man’s minivan. 

They’re gonna need about 6 more slightly different versions of this if they want to take on BMW.