In 1993 I was in high school, driving a 1979 GMC pickup that overheated on the freeway and cracked the engine block. And I definitely did not know how to dress myself, unless you count a drawer full of Fugazi t-shirts as fashion. Thanks for the reminder. 

The Wienermobile is technically “not on the market” and it has many advantages from a packaging perspective. But you have to buy 8 at time, so that limits your buyer pool. 

Then I left the Magnum with my ex when we got divorced, and she promptly wrecked it. All in all it’s been an interesting life. 8/10, would live again.

I traded it in on a Dodge Magnum. Equally as crude, infinitely more badass.

I once bought a brand new 2003 GMC Yukon. I was definitely considering selling it before I hit 43 miles.

In all fairness, the Fucknut division is a tough gig. Even Steve and Jeff failed to turn it around, what chance does Kevin have? 

I’ve carved out my own little niche as a yellow collar employee. Basically just a sweaty white collar guy, but so far I’ve avoided all layoffs! 

Boobs 

Maybe you haven’t seen the good version

This kid looks like he’s been drugged. Which may be a good solution, I’m just curious what chemical he’s being sprayed with.  

I have to say I agree here–even if you don’t care about cars, one thing you probably do care about is your own safety.

As long as it has a rooftop tent, as per current community requirements, it passes minimum standards.

I’m a sucker for overlanding crap. I may have to drive up the hill to Flagstaff this weekend for the show. I’d really like to see the Rivian while I’m there.

I had to vote good value. When I did extensive shopping last year for my daughter’s car I looked at these. If you’re in the market for a biggish, cheapish, SUVish vehicle, the Journey checks those boxes. It’s more boring than network news, but it gets the job done.

I love humorless people. To me, they’re the funniest people of all. 

Way too much for a car with regular-ass doors. If it’s over $100k my only question is

So many wreckx. 

That’s a solid point. If I hadn’t bought that boat and experienced the hassle and the regret firsthand, I would have lived the rest of my life dreaming about owning a boat. Now I know that some things just make more sense to rent. 

my dad always told me that boats are just big holes in the water that you throw money into

It finally dawned on me. I’d wait a little bit until they’re dealing on the new Aviator so you can get one at $50k or under. Those look pretty rad.