Ah, the Element. Easily in my all time top 3 of favorite cars owned. The Wrangler seems a little hardcore for their wants. Flex is a good one. Outback is not exactly exciting, but it’s a good compromise.

If there’s no driver, who are they going to plant a dime bag on to justify the illegal search? Heavy problems, indeed.

They’re the ones that look like the skin of God herself. 

That’s a long way to go for a very esoteric joke. Respect. 

[Bane voice] No one cared who I was until I put on the sandwich. 

I’m cooking up an idea here

Does it count as a fatality if you wouldn’t be caught dead in said car? 

Does this apply to Uber Eats as well? Because I don’t like the idea of some stranger talking to my Doritos Locos tacos before I do.

It’s hard to relay the joke in words, but basically I would ask “does it smell like up dog in here?” and then my friend or new acquaintance would reply “what’s up dog?” and then I would punch them in the stomach.

Honda peaked in 1999 with my personal Civic Si, comprehensively upgraded with K&N air filter and blue billet aluminum oil cap. It was downhill from there.

I bet you’re an absolute delight at parties. 

Consolidated Ideal TeamVentures

At least $90 million has come from existing investor DP World

Little did we know that little meatball would grow up to be President one day.

Brosnan was also in that lukewarm remake of the Thomas Crown Affair, one of my favorite Steve McQueen movies. Faye Dunaway was straight up smoke in the original. Rene Russo? Not so much.

I’ll have the brown rice, please. 

Could you pick me up a diablo sandwich and a Dr. Pepper while you’re out? 

I wonder if I could place a sticker in the middle of the rear window proclaiming my willingness to perform... certain acts. Will this truck accommodate said sticker, or is it only Chevy’s?

I was also born in secret, but for different reasons. 

Brosnan was a noodly-armed choir boy and his movies were shit. But Goldeneye on Nintendo 64 was the cat’s pajamas.