1. Dalton

Sellers of avocado toast start making Scrooge McDuck money. 

I only buy things I see on Jalopnik. I’m in so much debt. 

I was thinking the same thing. Why bother? 

GM might as well just buy Workhorse since they missed out on the Rivian party. Those ugly ass trucks will fit right in with the Chevy lineup.

Think of it like Uber but for horrible business plans.

Anthropologists will look back and declare that once we had to stop rewinding and being kind to each other, the crumbling of the empire began.

I knew I recognized that guy

I’m always wearing a condom. Long story. 

‘Taint no big deal.

The letters are so nicely centered and level. He’s obviously very anal about it. 

One more for my list of “People to not share a soda with” 

What does this have to do with Game of Thrones? 

I’m happy it exists, but there’s not a single good looking angle on that monstrosity. They really screwed the pooch in the design department.

That’s how I got my first wife. 

only a quarter million dollars plus roughly a new base V8 Camaro.

Never mind what Torch says, you’re a good man, David Tracy.

So he built a Ridgeline? 

Glad you lived to tell the tale. The whole POStal adventure from start to finish was fun to read.

What kind of SUV is that?