If you ever met the Pope, you’d want to throw him too. Dude is sooo preachy. 

This probably happens to Pope Thrower all the damn time. 

Once cars can talk to each other, it’s only a matter of time before they can talk shit to each other. Then the real fun begins.

the ID lineup, which include a reborn Microbus

What the heck is a browser? 

Personally I never use software. Never saw the point. 

Please be aware that if you respond to this email and request a price quote, I will ignore you for three days, then follow up and ask if you’re still interested in coming in for a test drive. 

I emailed a Kia spokesperson

If only history had some lesson to teach us about overvaluing technology companies based on outlandish growth projections. Oh well, back to huffing glue.

I’m a developer, here with your gold star for most entitled comment of the year.

The natural habitat of an Audi S-car is apparently parked on an airport runway. 

Stop it. There’s no such thing as computer code. 

That’s not how numbering works, Acura.

“making a call to our web team.”

What kind of monster doesn’t enjoy hooning a big, floaty, RWD, V8 powered land barge? It’s the very definition of fun in the dictionary I wrote.

Yes, I believe he does. But I can’t get out of here, I don’t live in here. I live in the real world. I’m being Very Literal Guy today and really enjoying myself. 

Was the air suspension standard on the Marquis? 

Don’t buy a 15-year old AMG with a $10,000 budget. The Crown Vic suggestion is solid though. But I’d prefer a Grand Marquis or Town Car cream puff.

Bernie Ecclestone. It says his name right there in the headline. 

I like dogs.