VAG-UAW form the dreaded GUAVA-W from Aztec lore. There will be no survivors.

The “B” isn’t closed at the bottom. It has a b-hole. 

I don’t recommend transporting your groceries this way.

I did this to my neighbor’s car and he got all pissy about it. 

everything you’re doing here is god’s work

I think a car uses that building to store its collection of rich guys.

“This myth stems from the way elevators functioned in the early 20th century. A person situated in the cab would work a handle to operate the elevator up and down to the various floors. Some assholes would just stand there and poke the guy over and over until he finally went to their floor. This behavior carried…

“When Vincenzo Elevator, aka “Vinne Lifts,” designed his namesake invention in 1512, he included a function where repeated pushing of a button signaled urgency for the user and the elevator would respond by moving faster.”

This only works on elevators. True fact. 

His hoodie matches his shoes. Like any good skater punk. 

Sandor Herz, founder of Hertz Rental Car, is born

The Fast and the Fuhrerious

This chick parties.

Trick question. The Grand Cherokee is obviously a truck.

I will not. The times need to get with me. 

And yet Honda can still call the Ridgeline a truck? What a world. 

Wow, that’s. 

MIATA. Murano Is Always The Answer. 

David Bartholomew Tracy, you will not bring home anymore strays! 

That’s what I thought, too. But then I thought that can’t possibly be right.