I’m sure Elon could explain it all to us, if only he had some way to communicate with the masses. He’s probably writing a letter to the local newspaper as we speak.

I had a breathalyzer hookup once. Nice girl.

I blame Flo and her stupid commercials.

Hmm... well... boys rule, girls drool? 

It definitely holds up. That whole album is money. 

Yeah but still. It’s what’s on the outside that counts. 

I may be a deadbeat dad, but “bum” is taking it too far. 

Tesla-FCA merger imminent. Just think of all the JD Power awards they could win.

I’m surprised no one has stolen their most famous internal procedure manual, How to Tweet Real Good for Fun and Profits!

Your gym sounds terrible. 

I’m Nazi’ing the problem here.

I owned a 2002 Acura TL Type S. Early 2000's Honda transmissions were made of graham crackers, so I can sort of picture what you’re talking about. 

I’m not buying anything electric until I see if VW is really going to back up their talk. If they do, they should have some pretty sweet products soon. Of course, I’ve been promised a new micro bus since Clinton was president, but still.

Boooo! 

CNG buses are really exploding in popularity these days. 

Creep. I was talking about Torch’s top. 

Any pics with the top down? 

Great. One Camry on the moon and it’s already in the left lane holding up traffic. 

I’m hatching a plan, but I kinda feel like my boss might notice when I have four new tires all made from the same rubber bands that we have in the supply cabinet.

You’ve seen the pictures. I died years ago.