I honestly didn’t know there were 2WD Wranglers. Are there also 5,000lb Miatas and dent-free Camrys?

Who ya got? Futurama, King of the Hill, or Bob’s Burgers?

Based on the pictures you’ve posted of your house, you should probably plan on wearing full PPE at all times. Even in the bathroom. Especially in the bathroom. 

Now I see it. I knew there had to be a grift in there somewhere for it to make sense. 

I don’t get it. Why would I want to use my car to power my house?

I’m fine with just the two options. 

I start drooling a little every time I see the new micro bus. I really hope they don’t bollix it up.

He already owns the absolute pinnacle of automotive design, the 1989 Sentra wagon. Anything else is going to be a major disappointment.

That budget is way too high for an oddball car. I have to pretend he said $7,000 to even think of something. 

The Buick lineup is a real murderers’ row of blandness. But that Lacrosse looks pretty schwifty, are they afraid it will give their American customers palpitations or what?

Mmmkay. So I would store all this crap in my garage, then try to find room for it all when I go camping or something?

Text 6969 for a free bottle! 

“So what should we call this thing?”

Damn, FCA.

I know 2 Wycked is a badass Dodge Stealth, but I feel like Carl would love this Camaro.

I always loathed that entire generation of Camaros, so it’s a personal CP for me at pretty much any price. Maybe if I were a fat meatball from New Jersey I could love something that ugly.

They were chick cars to me too. I bought one for my wife in 2010. It was a good car though. 

Hey, I came really close to buying a Maxx. Ended up with a Honda Element instead, so maybe don’t consult me about what looks good. 

I saw one of those a couple weeks ago in my neighborhood. Would you believe it was a paunchy, middle-aged white guy driving it?  

That’s a no from me, dog. But a couple that come to mind are the Chevy HHR and Malibu Maxx.