I was at a work conference and the American Loss Prevention Association was setting up a coffee table in an adjacent hall at the convention center. I walked over and took a donut.

Used to work loss prevention. Most shoplifters are young white and affluent. Their excuse is always, “I just felt like it,” and “because I can.”

When I hear stories like this I have to wonder what sort of rock the owner lives under. Have they never watched the news, read a paper, accessed the ole intarwebs? How does someone honestly believe they can get away with this?

Shit like this is why I no longer identify as a gamer. Gamergate took that identity away from me. Thanks, assholes.

He went back to his former job, WOOOOOing at Pirates games.

As a Pens fan, that’s awesome.

No one is winning right now. They’re just campaigning. I’m a Bernie fan and will vote for him in the primary. I hope I’ll get to vote for him in the general election. But if Hillary does win the primary, for the sake of all that is decent in this country, we need to support her. There is not one single republican…

So her saying Black people don’t look right has nothing to do with racism? LOL have fun voting from Trump.

You have my sword.

Couple of stories:

Say what you will about the pizza mugger, at least he was straightforward about taking money out of the driver’s pocket. He didn't come up with bullshit reasons to not leave a tip, he didn't put a waiter through an hour of hell and leave a buck, he didn't come in with a complex plan to scam free food that he used…

One of the worst things about tipping is that the people who are least likely to tip are the people who should be tipping the most. So it’s just a double “Fuck you” to the service industry.

I think it is less about the fart and more about the theatrics surrounding the fart.

Does anyone know how to become a contestant on Shark Tank?

Who the hell just lets a fart fly in a restaurant like it’s nothing? I’ll run to the bathroom if I have to.

And on the plus side, you get to see a random mish-mash of cultures without it being because the creators were too ignorant to do enough research to figure out the difference (as is usually the case with any game/movie featuring cultural artifacts from Africa/Asia/Americas)

I’m excited as all hell for this.

I’m guessing Sorkin would welcome the opportunity to prove once and for all that his brilliance does, in fact, outshine the sun.

The problem is that when Sorkin is brilliant he’s so fucking brilliant it makes the insufferable 95% of the time worth it.

This. Oh, holy fucking shit, this.