I’ve been contemplating writing a longer “why the arguments that increasing the minimum wage will lead to all fast food jobs being replaces with robots are horseshit” post for a while now. I might do that for Saturday.

amen to that. it's particularly sad that most of America doesn't even see that connection...

There’s this idea, that’s never said, but basically some professional people (like myself) don’t make $15, so why should some dumb burger flipper?

How about one where the soldier has obvious post-concussion syndrome symptoms that the NFL pretends not to notice?

No country is obliged to give a visa to anyone. Here is a very short list of some of the people who have been denied visas to enter the USA (some were subsequently readmitted): Amy Winehouse, Boy George, Nigella Lawson, Lily Allen, Yusuf Islam (formerly Cat Stevens), etc.

I worked in Switzerland for 4 years. Where’s my family’s halftime show?

“Like, y’all wasn’t trippin on that in 2011, or 2012, or 2013, or 2014, or half of 2015. But out of nowhere, the UK has a problem with me coming into their country?”

I’ve always had a fantasy where they bring out the family and kids, and when they say turn around or Let’s welcome home Corporal Marine Todd, the family turns around overjoyed and then they wheel out a casket with the flag draped over it.

An incomplete list of things I hate about the NFL:

But soldiers aren’t anything special or heroes. When my dad worked abroad (actually in South Korea too, for a year) no one gave a shit when he came home

Regardless, if your business doesn’t make enough money to pay your employees a living wage, then it is not a very good business, and deserves to go broke.

I have had my problems with Senator Gillibrand in the past, but I have never been more proud of her. Especially when my other representatives in Congress are those traitors of Schumer and Eliot Engel

Ban teens.

“Intellectually incurious” is my new favorite phrase in the history of ever.

Ha. For a split second I thought the cat did it on purpose. So less “hero cat” and more “unlucky cat”? #teamdogwouldhavecaughtthatbulletinherteeth.

Outstanding. + 1

Police were surprised to learn that the knife was fake, as they’d legitimately believed it was real for a long time, although some of the smarter ones had had their doubts.

I think Kahless would look just darling in a jug of sangria.

Do you think customers deserve to be burned?