Since when is “Cheney” unpronounceable?

One of my favorite TAS’ of all time is still the Super Mario 64 120 star TAS.

Or take care of your own kids. What a novel idea!

Maybe he just got tired of acting like a complete jackass just to make some 9-year olds laugh.

Ok, that makes sense - the kids did actually know about it because 0f local awareness. That also means either the production halted for them to do this, or they took their time off between shooting to go do this, which is extra nice.

There, fixed it for you.

Because institutionalized racism isn’t about logic.

I never liked Men In Tights.

“Fitzpatrick’s portrayal of the character was so convincing I worried that he’d get the shit kicked out of him by an angry moviegoer some time.”

Oof, Spaceballs is a chore now. Blazing Saddles is, of course, still perfection.

Ah, the good old “let’s stop providing basic health coverage, like offering meningococcal vaccines in a meningitis prone environment, all to put a few whores in their place “ plan. Works every time.

So yet again, so called Christians choose fetuses (or I guess potential fetuses) over the health and well being of actual live humans.

I don’t question his assertion that the cougars wanted him to pet them. I’ve been to 3rd world zoos where panthers butt their heads against bars spaced 4” apart and you can have your photo taken with a jaguar that will roll over on its back and wiggle to invite belly rubs. They’re really just big cats.

No. Because they can kill you.

He’d be a great president. He’s engaged, hard working, and actually gives a shit.

I hate this bullshit “I believed it was ok!” crap. One minute he’s totally experienced and has been doing this for years, next minute it’s “I’m just a white Western clueless dude!”

Yup, he did it after killing a black bear illegally, too, and was convicted of straight up lying about where he killed the bear. The guy is a serial liar and murderer and outright garbage person and I hope he never has a moment’s peace for the rest of his miserable life.

are you fucking kidding me with this comment

Omg Lazy Susan. I hate hate hate crotchety regulars. I already know your damn ticks. I already know what you’re going to ask for. One customer who thought he was a charming, grouchy old man (wrong, everyone there hated the shit out of serving your lonely ass) tried to bitch at me for bringing out his ALWAYS ALWAYS…

If it wasn’t for aggressively stupid customers there wouldn’t be nearly the demand there is for food service.