Well done referencing de Loyola’s Spiritual Exercises. AH, THE IRONY

and then falls off a pyramid onto a smaller pyramid and then is forever haunted my pyramid head from the silent hill games, which i know nothing about aside from there is a pyramid head badguy

I almost have more contempt for this consultant than I do for the Duggars. He doesn’t need the money, has no inherent interest in the well being of this family, but chooses to do fucking damage control for molestation anyway. I hope he loses all his money in a pyramid scam.

I need a whole session of fucking de Loyola’s spiritual exercises to keep down my desire to commit violence to this face when it’s frozen in this truly pathetic expression.

Any person who compels his child, apprentice or servant to perform any labor on Sunday, except the customary domestic duties of daily necessity or comfort, or works of charity or who engages in shooting, hunting, gaming, card playing or racing on that day, or who, being a merchant or shopkeeper, druggist excepted,…

Dildochugger is excellent, but next time I do a Worst Customers there’s one that’s even better.

I once was told I might have mrsa on my thumb while I was working as a server. It's not that I didn't want to work, but I thought it seemed extremely unsanitary for me to be serving people with an infected, possibly mrsa thumb. My manager would not even let me have off. He actually told me I would be fired if I didn't…

Remember Scott Peterson. He was at the search gathering as well.

“kids are stupid. They can’t play a terrible game. Back in my day our games were ugly and hard and read like poorly translated stereo instructions. Games today are crap.”

Unhappiness for all!

This reminds me of my Ghanaian friend in college. His English was great—ETA, like other commenters are pointing out, English is Ghana’s national language—but the heavy accent sometimes placed emphasis on the most unexpected syllable or something and suddenly the whole word would be pretty much lost. Category, for…

He made an ash out of himself.

“he told me the bible says its okay to poop in your hand then eat it but i’m not allowed to read so idk”

Totally, but then everyone congratulates him for simply not being a dick and making a lady sleep with him. Plus her condition to him was technically impossible and meant to protect her husband.

Interestingly, it's also what Germans did to women who slept with Allied troops (particularly soldiers of color) after WWII.

Chopping off her hair. What kind of fucking medieval punishment is this? That’s what they did to women who slept with Germans during the French occupation. Getting drunk or whatever doesn’t warrant this hateful treatment. This is horrid.

I have NSFW stories aplenty to testify the same.

I can’t help but think that the angry folks criticizing ESPN for giving Jenner the Arthur Ashe Award are the same ones who would have criticized ESPN for naming an award after Arthus Ashe in the first place.

We have history with Dogmeat, each our own personal story. Unlike other games who tried too hard to shoved it in our throat.

Executed properly, meatloaf is excellent!