Well, one is offering a traditional commoditized service, and the other is an evil hellish megacorporation founded by Ray Kroc.

I always love Gilliam’s visual style, but man, as a movie, The Holy Grail has not really aged well at all unlike the Flying Circus. This new footage might actually convince me to buy a copy of it.

Why does the press never bring up his psychopathic kid and the dog torturing?

People are, by and large, not critical thinkers.

Right. And it’s just a coincidence that all the DMVs in black counties in your state get closed when there’s a new law saying you need a driver’s license to vote. Just the proud cultural tradition of soft racism, with a delicious candy shell.

It reminds me of a common Czech saying- “We drink beer because fish shit in water.”

She’s basically the American version of Margret Thatcher, without that candy-coating of charm and intelligence.

I love how Kratos’ design is the best of the worst of focus-grouped meetings. “How about we give this ancient Greek soldier a Fred Durst chin strap? The kids all love this nu-metal thing, that’ll age well. And better paint him really white like Marilyn Manson, that’s edgy!”

If you say so.

I mean, he’s still better than his former partner in crime Adam Corolla. I still don’t get how either of them have careers, honestly.

That’s like saying chlamydia is better than late-stage syphilis.

Right on. Baseball fucking sucks.

It’s almost like Jimmy Kimmel’s not very good at his job. Strange, really.

Not Shasta! :(

Call me cynical, but I think the fact that water has been found on Mars was a pretty fantastic yarn.

Doesn’t he, though?

My money’s on him being a massive sloppy party bottom.

God love markets with little to no regulation.

Is this where they finally found John Boehner’s balls?

That is some impressive makeup and plastic surgery.