Teens are horrible, stupid, and above all vicious creatures. Shoot ‘em all into the sun for all I care.

Didn’t it also come out that those other clerks wanted to issue the licenses but felt they could lose their job if they countered Davis?

One thinks she’ll now have greater respect for our judicial system and sympathy for prison reffffffffffahfuck it who am I kidding?

How are they hillbillies making over $80k a year? That’s some cynical-ass branding there.

As far as I remember, you don’t go to Heaven necessarily— you go to Purgatory which is really unpleasant, but finite, and eventually get allowed into Heaven.

Catholics have different rules though. Last I checked in the Catechism (which was nearly a decade and a half ago), deathbed conversions don’t wipe your sin away, they just spare you from damnation, so, while you don’t end up in Hell, you have to wait in Purgatory (which I picture to be like a less-painful-version of…

You might want to dismiss the troll above me (edit: now I’m above it, mwhahaha), FYI. But yes, Schumer’s always been pretty craven as a politician, especially with his wobbling on the ACA.

Haha, as if he’s not going to be let off the hook with a warning? I wish I had your optimism.

That I am not recommending by any means. But historically, there’s been LOTS of dumb presidential candidates and presidents. Before W, a small sampling of Presidents like Harding, Ford, Harrison, and Coolidge shows that many were... shall we say, intellectually incurious? And we’re not even getting into some of the…

Honest question: isn’t the GOP lineup more worrisome?

That’s illegal. Your restaurant cannot legally force you to cover the cost of a dine and dash.

People are, in general, cowards.

Much respect for all the service industry employees in this world. I’d probably last about 5 minutes before breaking a serving tray over any of these Trumptastic shitheads.

No, it’s a road to the fame and martyrdom her craven heart so desperately wants!

I am an American with dual citizenship abroad. We Americans, generally speaking for about 90% of the tourists in my area, have fairly earned our terrible reputation. The amount of straight up sociopathically vile, rude shit I’ve seen Americans (and not even teenagers or college kids— ADULTS!) pull is only second to…

It’s certainly better than his musical output.

Oh don’t worry. We Americans are still complete and utter assholes to servers in countries where there IS a living wage for the service industry and no culture of tipping. It’s not necessarily the “tipping” part of “tipping culture” that’s the problem.

There’s a good chance that they might actually believe that they have these allergies. The internet makes it really easy to self-diagnose and the echo chamber of a lot of these online groups and communities makes it even worse.

It’s like OP’s Kinja handle says it all.

That’s the very definition of tribalism, which has a lot of cultural roots in isolated parts of America. I mean, in one town I lived in, all the original families came from about a 20 mile radius in Germany about three or four generations back. There was a definite feeling that the others— the Catholic immigrants, the…