Any reason to give it to Billy, I guess. Even if it’s wrong.

Why the hell are people starring this obviously incorrect information?

Everything? Everything.

Ooh. Burn. Spoken like a true United supporter.

He instills the same passion in his players. While that may have been the biggest goal of Sturridge’s career at Liverpool, that was by FAR the most emotion I’ve seen out of him after a goal. I can’t wait until he rounds out the squad with players he wants and that want to come play for him. This feels different. Much…

The most wonderful man in all of football. He defines the joy that the sport is supposed to be about. I’d trade him for just about any other manager in the world except my own.

He makes it very, very difficult to continue disliking Liverpool.

Fight me.

I don’t know, these Sousaphone has a place from time to time:

Does Marchman play an instrument? If so, it’s that instrument.

It’s so weird to be a fan of this team. On one hand, I was hoping for a push for the fifth spot in the table and after the comeback loss to Southampton and comeback draw to Sunderland I felt this team had no hope. Then on the other hand, pulling off unfathomable wins again Man U, Bor. Dortmund, and now Villareal in…

No snark, but I see Liverpool being a top 4 team next year in the BPL. Klopp has connected exceedingly well with the existing talent and hopefully will bring in some upper tier players in the transfer window....and I am saying this as a West Ham fan. A team to be reckoned with.

Yes, all free when you purchase a $2500 ticket.

Nonsensical Kinja.

One of the most fun things to do is to ruin everybody’s night at the karaoke bar by performing a haunting rendition of a Radiohead b-side, perhaps like Myxomatosis or You and Whose Army?

one of the simplest joys of deadspin is heading down into the comments and reading a genuine, insightful sports take by people with handles like Fartsmello Anthony.

No.

That’s some Richie Tenenbaum type of stuff there:

Once again, a black man discovers the Blues, but it’s white guys who make money off them.

As a father of an 11 month old I feel I can speak to the diaper portion of your comment. The answer is yes, at any point, while out, the diaper bag may have between 2 and 5 dirty diapers in little disposable bags. It’s poor etiquette to leave them in someones bathroom or kitchen garbage, Lord knows how long it takes…

Only sorta related, but when I was a little kid attending my first wdding (that I was old enough to be conscious of) my sister tried to convince me that “Speak now or forever hold your peace” meant “If you don’t say something, YOU CAN NEVER TALK AGAIN.” So all the way through the wedding I was dreading this. You know,…