I wouldn’t. Dumping in other peoples’ bins can warrant a ticket in some areas. I just carry it back in case I need to throw it at somebody.

While I also understand the other side of the argument, I still say fuck that side. An extra little bag isn’t going to hurt anything. Saving someone from having to walk down the street carrying a bag of shit is just being a good neighbor.

Completely. With the way City have been playing, it’s a very good possibility they miss out on fourth.

Matches Remaining:
City: Arsenal, @Swansea

United: @Norwich, @West Ham, Bournemouth

West Ham: Swansea, Man United, @Stoke

West Ham and United’s game in hand being played against each other in the final match ever at the…

Holy crap, I just realised that Guardiola not being in the CL next year is a distinct possibility. There’s certainly no shortage of incentives for Pellegrini to sabotage City.

Unrelated, but I wanted to drop this nugget of information from F365 somewhere, if only because it is so friggin incredible.

“In terms of tackles made, the difference between Kante in first and third place is the same as the difference between third and 62nd. In terms of interceptions, the difference between Kante in…

Playoffs are exciting because they’re an elimination tournament. The EPL has an elimination tournament: It’s called the FA Cup, it features like 700 teams from every level of soccer in the UK, and winning this tournament is a separate achievement from winning the league.

Actually, they had to win 22 games and draw 11, resulting in a point total that exceeds any other football club in the English Premier League.

There are no NBA playoffs, the team with the most regular season wins takes the title, and a team from the D-league was promoted into the NBA and then won said title with a payroll 20% as much as their competitors.

Because this is the NBA, there must be a third step.

would it be fair to say that

Well, we all know Alex Rodriguez likes a clean bat. That reminds me of a guy the Dodgers had up for a cup of coffee near the end of 1968, the Year of the Pitcher, of course. Now, this young man, he liked to keep his wood glistening. He would polish it every day. Just in case he’d make it in the lineup. But the skip -…

Some guy on the Target Facebook page was all “I won’t let my wife shop at Target anymore” and I was all “you won’t LET her???!??” And now both he and his wife have responded but I can’t make myself look because I’ll get too mad.

No, a half-marathon is NOT “more than four times longer than” a 5K. It is more than four times AS LONG AS a 5K. In order for it to be four times longer than a 5K, it would need to be the length of one 5K plus an additional four times the length of one 5K, in other words 1x5K+4x5K, or 25K total, which it isn’t.

The South Carolina Palmetto-and-Moon design is very popular for residents of that state.

why is CJ Cregg not a real perssoonnnnnn

Holding out a cup filled with water and then dropping it would've been an ace.

Is anyone actually crazy for thinking he could be the first legit American star? Wouldn’t any other nation be just as hype about a 17 year old starting and scoring goals for the second best team in Germany?

People communicate through twitter- I don’t see anything wrong with it conceptually. I only “know” Patton Oswalt through twitter and learned about this tragedy via twitter, so it feels appropriate to me, but yes, you can take any kind of communication and make it self serving, so okay, yeah, it can totally be what you…

Wait, Brent Spiner lived?

I feel for Villa fans who were unfamiliar with the ravaging clusterfuck that is anyone associated with the Browns.