Funny, but it’s a lot like kids’ sports: the kids are fine but it's the adults who fuck everything up.

My kid’s friend in preschool had two dads. There was nothing to explain. Explaining why that other kid only lives with his mom was a lot more awkward.

Their Women’s World Cup coverage was generally excellent, even if they sometimes tried to pack too many talking heads in the studio and it exceeded the daily recommended allowance of Eric Wynalda consumption (that, and nobody has FS2 where the lower-profile matches ended up).

In process of figuring out exactly what they show, I discovered that we’re all gonna be watching the World Cup on FS1. So that’s something, I guess?

Seriously. I have two young children and “sometimes two men or two women love each other” takes about two seconds to explain. It’s not something they struggle with.

Kids never seem to have trouble understanding trans folks or same-sex couples. It’s always the adults who are like “WHAT ABOUT THE CHILDREN????”

Joking aside, even FS1 doesn’t know what FS1 is. For people like me, it’s where you watch soccer that’s not on NBCSN or beIN Sport. For sports biz people, it’s where ESPN talent ends up when they’re price themselves out of Bristol. For everyone else, it’s “Huh?”

Narrated by Goose Gossage.

I grew up with a F to M trans person in rural Kentucky. I wouldn't wish that on my worst enemy. Us little kids at the time had a better understanding. I'm just glad that a lot of his family is cool and he has found a wife.

What if I told you, an old, white, former baseball player held some extremely objectionable views about minorities, science, and evolution.

He just always says the wrong thing, like he has cancer of the mouth or something.

Curt and Clay Travis can put on a full White Power Happy Hour on FS1 Weekdays from 5-6pm EST.

I also “loved” (sarcasm font) how after Funes Mori received his marching orders for his stomp on Origi, he kept gesturing and pointing to his crest as if there’s honor in what he did.

Not since the fight with Nate Diaz have we seen such a mick drop.

A married couple we know recently got pregnant, and sent my wife and me an online survey to rank potential baby names.

an adult brawl at a Florida Little League game

Man, the weather sure looked nice in Philly this weekend.

In high school, I umped little league for some extra cash. Not once did I have a problem with a kid arguing a call. It was always coaches/parents who thought their kid was about 5 years from being the first 17 year old to win Rookie-of-the-year and MVP in same season.

Tiny Catcher: Goddamnit, that was my ride home.

“See? This is why women shouldn’t play sports! They cry and quit when a coach is even a little bit hard on them.” - my uncle, probably