Beltran: [goes to the back of the line for the tenth straight time]

Thanks. Now I know what Carmelo sounds like in Hebrew.

And, according to the video, bothered.

i didn’t think boys had labrums

Because it is a sport that transcends social class, race, and nationality through the shared love of a simple yet beautiful game. Plus, I’ll fucking stab you if the questions continue.

That’s why I prefer Arizona over Georgia. It’s the dry hate.

Walkup with the performance of the tourney so far. Completely controlled the game and played closer at the FT line. That 3 at the end was just absurd.

His point is - fill out a bracket, and don’t care so much about it that you don’t enjoy the games.

I’m definitely March Madnessing wrong. Did you not read the post? I’m a clueless idiot.

I do love me some Coutinho.

Well, he was very well hung...

....what is in your search history?

I don’t know if Kansas has what it takes to win it all, but I can’t think of a better 30th birthday gift for Perry Ellis than a national title.

“Who gives a shirt?”

Don’t you just hate it when Toffees get stuck in your teeth?

This is the one time when Italians throwing bananas on the field would be acceptable.

Semirelated, Bo Ryan’s mistress might be pregnant.

Look, I don’t want to be one of those people who needs everything spelled out for them, but a mention that there is no shot clock (I assume?) might have been worth a sentence.