If you like soccer (I do, whatever) being on the East Coast is great with being able to catch the Premier League early in the morning.

Stair daggers would encourage more elevator use.

Well, there goes my personal pledge to never watch a Kevin Smith movie.

“That’s more like a 270.”

Yeah, but the stalker has announced that Erin Andrews is appealing.

$55 million is just an estimate. They actually awarded her points.

You didn’t list his goalkeeping rating

Was it Pep that said he’d never very few players who ran faster with the ball than without, and Messi was one of them? It’s so true, but what makes it amazing is the amount of touches he takes on the ball during a run. His balance and close control are the best we’ve ever seen. Even mid-run, he’ll have his head down,…

The question really just came out wrong. What he meant to ask was:

Poor Zingis.

You can’t use your hands, you idiot.

.....Or it could be that they both copied Doctors Without Borders.

When he’s at peak-laugh, he looks like ‘Ders.

Via Jason, here’s Brewers minor leaguer Brett Phillips with a unique laugh:

Not even the Egyptian desert is hotter than this take

IMO, this was an outlier. Last week’s show was outstanding and shone a light on state anti-abortion tactics that are not getting mainstream attention. Let’s see what happens next week. I really think this one was an outlier.

King Tut: Tut... Tut...

But he shot them so good

I want an alternate version TOO DRUMPF TO FUCK.