World: “FIFA needs to restart, a total fresh beginning, breaking away from the image it has had for years. We love this sport and want to save it. There are 7.1 billion people in the world, certainly we can-”

If Miller’s teams keep losing to unranked opponents, the only thing that’s going to hit a fan is shit.

Holy shit Draymond got away with some horrendous illegal screens on the last two 3 pointers by Steph

Prosecutor: “Now Mr. Pierre-Paul, is the man who tweeted your medical records in the courtroom today?”

The least surprising aspect of this video is that a UF student was rejected by Vanderbilt.

“Hey, that’s awesome! Congr...”

Are you then saying that you find the rest of the question perfectly reasonable?

Shit, that’s my bad. I had it. Sorry.

The guy started the video thinking he was Ronaldinho, but by the end he ended up feeling like a Ronaldinho’s ass.

that’s the most millenial hipster shit i have ever heard

This is the grossest fucking thing I’ve ever read.

When you've had the kind of drought the Skins have had, there comes a time that even your Cousins start to look pretty good.

Using MLS rating to say Soccer isn’t rising in popularity in the US is like looking at D-League rating to comment on basketball’s overall popularity. While MLS ratings are stagnant, English league ratings are on a steady march upward every year, even with mostly before noon start times and more content, with all games…

Exactly. He’s the executive producer of the Entourage movie and he was in Transformers: Age of Extinction and Daddy’s Home.

You don’t need to be fully behind the touchline on a throw-in. Just have to keep part of both feet on or behind the line.

Well, they certainly weren’t going to demote him to the youth squad.

Ah, come on. That’s not that bad of a tweet. Cut the man some slacks.

That...kind of sounds like what I said?