No. She’s still in Kentucky

Well, at least it’s not the worst thing to fall out of a Bengal’s pickup truck.

Their fans must be crushed

Typically the drink is served up and the stirring has diluted and chilled it properly. But, life’s too short to get worked up about it, drink your drinks however you want.

I mean. They know right? Like, they know that when they hop on the recruiting trail to convince some kid named GRAYSON to come to Duke they are throwing gasoline on the fire right?

it was in Overtime, so... 3rd “half” (kinda like how OT is represented in some hockey arenas by “4th period”)

Dear Johnny, I meant to write you sooner but I’ve just been busy
You said your girlfriend’s living with you now, how far from home is she?
Look, I’m really flattered you came by the stadium like that,
And here’s an autograph for you, it’s on the front of the Dallas cap
I’m sorry I didn’t see you week 16, I musta missed you
…

So pretty much a new team?

Probably the lowest moment since I became a supporter. Fractured fanbase, unbalanced squad, giving up the only 2 shots on target AFUCKINGGAIN. The only light I see in anything is that Klopp is in charge and will likely hit the reset button in the summer. Need wingers, a healthy non-injury-prone striker who has goals…

Yo, you did not highlight how fucking nasty that Mahrez goal was. Holy shit

Today’s Man of the Match, Robert Huth:

I work in hospitals - yes, this was a mind-blowing violation of ethics. It’s one thing to leak contract details on a free agent signing, but it’s entirely another to publish photographs and medical charts of someone incapacitated in a hospital bed. Have some fucking class, Schefter. And whoever was fucking stupid…

They show FA cup matches on FS1 or I wouldn’t know it existed.

I’d say that didn’t take long but we’re talking about Louisville

For the love of Stuart Holden: please let this boy’s body hold-up.

Luckily, Olsen’s wife will never see this.

Wait....why wouldn’t you clownasses think he’d be able to dunk? He’s 6'1, can jump high, and is a very coordinated, professional athlete.

Podcast?!? This was a bigger tease than my homecoming date in 9th grade.

Bullshit, they stink.

Stantastic Fart is one of my favorite loud and deadly bands.