Newsman: I wish he’d come back.

Later, he went in for a hard tackle and it was all Yellow.

does forgetting it count?

I hope that the police are still looking for accomplices as it seems unlikely that Miss Washington did this solo.

Well, when it comes to Washington and violence with soccer players, there is always Hope.

Would you eat this?

um, ping-pong is a trademarked term. Table Penis is the preferred name.

I wasn’t really impressed at first. But judging from the sound, it’s definitely harder than it looks.

Years ago, I used to be a delivery driver for Pizza Hut. During one particularly bad snowstorm we got an order for a somewhat rural place (I worked in the city, but on the edge and this pace was on windy, country roads basically). So I drove my Ford focus out there, slipping and sliding along, even witnessing another…

Man, you people are being brutal to someone who says he used to delivery pizza in the 90s. Either fucking put on your glasses or slow the fuck down when you read.

As a delivery driver during my college years, I offer this bit of advice:

Same, when I was a kid we used to get Chinese food every Friday and one week a major snowstorm fell on the day, like feet, not even inches, and it was still coming down hard. Three sons screaming they want their Chinese food for about 15 minutes was all it took, she folded like a house of cards. She called Jade…

The employees can’t all just “take the day off.” Unless you mean quit.

I’ve never seen someone describe their race or ethnicity as “persistent,” so I’ll star this for that alone.

My answer is the same as when you’re eating at a place and go over closing time or a shift change, or when your kid throws an entire meal on the ground, or when you order something ludicrously complicated with a ton of extras:

Being that I am persistently Asian and once a poor college student in upstate NY, I worked as a delivery guy. My personal experience is that Rain/Sleet is worse than a full on snowstorm and that I didn’t mind delivering during a snowstorm, either driving or biking. That being said, I do appreciate a good tip…

I delivered chicken wings in a small city on the Hudson in Upstate NY. During a particularly icy night, I was made to deliver despite poor road conditions. On one run, I was stopped and preparing to make a left hand turn across traffic, with my signal on. Some asshat in a rented Dodge Charger barely touched her brakes…

I delivered pizza in Ohio. I didn’t give a shit so much when it would blizzard. Business was brisk, and as long as the orders kept coming, the car would stay warm and defrosted and often we’d have the roads to ourselves, like a pizza delivery road rally. I only hated it when either the deliveree was too much of a lazy…

I suspect the answer is different for each individual delivery person.

In the US justice system as it currently exists, that supposition is nowhere near as true as we’d all like to think.