I’ve never seen anyone coach the browns

Has this fucking guy seen the men who’ve coached the Browns?

I’m still getting reply-alls from the CBS NCAA Deadspin tourney. This was a week ago.

Dad...?! Who showed you Kinja?

Is “going outside” not an acceptable answer here?

When asked if he would ever coach in Wisconsin, Kelly said he’d be open to sniffing some Dairy Air.

THISish is probably correct. You know they act like you can tell who’s having sex and how much by the clothes women wear.

This made me laugh but ruefully because it probably was something like this that happened. Not THIS exactly, but THISish.

“So, are you girls virgins? I can tell Julie is not because look at her exposed ankles. That’s the mark of a hussy. Put some clothes on Julie.”

Like most other celebs, Magic doesn't actually tweet himself, he gets one of his aids to do it for him.

I’ll give you that. They probably added more time because of Everton’s goal. But the offside was ridiculous and Costa was in fine asshole form.

“Where the hell’s this ‘Drew’ punk?”

How about:

Yes it is. These people died because Aaron Ramsey scored for Arsenal.

Seems silly, that's the best a man could get?

Him: “Picaboooooo!”

If Katherine Heigl had starred in Monster.

You got to know when to hold it.

It’s not so bad, he could have had pocket deuces.

Dear Blair Walsh,