Since I was there, the only thing embellished was that he didnt say my brother, he said his name. Which I decided not to put in the email. Good talk though.

Two cops walked in the gym during my JV basketball game. When the door banged shut behind them, the power forward on the other team turns around and books it out the other end of the gym. We got a few seconds of 4-on-5 play thanks to Johnny Misdemeanor, but still lost by fucking 20.

“Sprawled on top of your laptop in the library at 4am” was something I did more than once. The panic that ensues when you wake up was GREAT.

“In the college library instead of studying for finals“ has to be on the list somewhere.

Dear Drewdence

That is, of course, if they can find her.

Look, this whole trouble could have been avoided if someone had simply given Yaya some damn cake.

“Asinine? I mean, that’s all well and good, but what about her face?”

While the concept of promotion/relegation is cool to think about, those who think its absence is somehow holding US soccer back have no clue at all what they’re talking about. Relegation only works if you have the money and fan support to maintain multiple divisions. With very few exceptions, most clubs in the US…

In my mind, you own all three of the above accounts and used them to set up this comment, because its too perfect.

Oh come on, like you’ve never immediately discarded a jack sock seconds after finishing

Good sportsmanship takes courage. And I expected this guy to be kind of yellow.

I think people underestimate how much relegation relies on decades-long, bone-deep tribal affiliations people have with local clubs. And absent that kind of commitment, relegated teams would just fold within a year or two.

This is just straight trolling at its finest. It’s a fucking portrait video of a landscape video on another phone. People are fucking savages.

PAWWWWWWWL, DID YEW SEE WUT HAPPENT ON JEPERDEE?

MLS is better than a lot of leagues that have pro/rel and worse than others. Just like the NBA is better than European basketball leagues even if Europe has pro/rel and we don’t. It’d be a cool to have but this idea that we’re doomed to fail as long as there’s no promotion or relegation is based on fantasy, and it’s a…

Keep in mind, this is Mallorca:

“You’re too old to be yelling!”